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kingjaffejoffer:

When someone with stank ass breath talks to you really close

kingjaffejoffer:

When someone with stank ass breath talks to you really close

“But the Bible says…”

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ltalian:

that’s exactly what someone who’s dating their dad would say

ltalian:

that’s exactly what someone who’s dating their dad would say

meanplastic:

Give us the child

meanplastic:

Give us the child

poprah-winfrey:

i wish i was as cool as this guy

poprah-winfrey:

i wish i was as cool as this guy

heteroh:

saturns-awkward:

heteroh:

I’ve been 15 for a month now I think I’m ready for anal :-)

MY ABILITY TO EVEN HAS CEASED TO FUNCTION

i wish your ability to add comments ceased to function

tatehorror:

When you’re at a friend’s house and they have a dog

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slayboybunny:

hate it when girls wear leggings as pants. all girls should only wear beekeeper suits at all times just for safety’s sake  

dajo42:

"this tastes like shit" "haha how do you know what that ta-"

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thatsonofamitch:

browningtons:

thatsonofamitch:

browningtons:

thatsonofamitch:

browningtons:

here i come

dont worry i got u

FUCKER


shit.i fucked up i fcuked up i fucked upare you ok speak to me how many fingers am i holding up


I’m fucking dead.

he’s fucking dead

thatsonofamitch:

browningtons:

thatsonofamitch:

browningtons:

thatsonofamitch:

browningtons:

here i come

dont worry i got u

FUCKER

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shit.i fucked up i fcuked up i fucked up
are you ok speak to me how many fingers am i holding up

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I’m fucking dead.

he’s fucking dead