When someone with stank ass breath talks to you really close
that’s exactly what someone who’s dating their dad would say
Give us the child
i wish i was as cool as this guy
When you’re at a friend’s house and they have a dog
hate it when girls wear leggings as pants. all girls should only wear beekeeper suits at all times just for safety’s sake
"this tastes like shit" "haha how do you know what that ta-"